I'm not sure if anyone has been reading any of the responses to my blog, but this one has got to be the best one I've ever seen. I don't even know which of my parents wrote this. I mean it's possible the Hadwey jumped up and wrote the thing himself!
Please enjoy:
The strange tale of the Tigga Toenails!!
By Hadwey
Tonight Tigga came out of the bathroom and said that one of her toenails had fallen out!
I said, "why did your toenail fall out, Mutha?"
Two hours later she said that another toenail fell out of the other foot!
How could such a thing happen?
Sometimes things just happen, don't they?
Oh Tigga!
I hope your toenails grow back soon!
Love,
Hadwey
Thank you, Mom and Dad, for reminding me of the family from which I came, and for assuring me that I'm kindof weird for a reason!
llkw
Love
Al
Also a kiss for my little dude.
4 comments:
Allie!
MOM! i heart the blog, makes me smile, and gives me a breaksey from working.
xox
Ward
Mom -- After I read this post I laughed a little inside...because after reading "llkw" I made a whistle, click with my mouth - teasing you from a far.
Hahahhahahahha
omg that just made my morning jac! HAHAHA hey but you forgot to snap your fingers twice!
OH TIGGA! ALERT...
Hadwey Reports:
Earlier this week, Tigga went to the airport in Los Angeles to fly to Sacramento.
She had her boarding pass, went to the gate, and was ready to go
Southwest Airlines said, "You may now board the airplane".
Tigga went to the gate, gave the guy her boarding pass, and walked onto the plane.
One minute later, a voice called:
"ANDREA PHELPS!""
Tigga thought, "what could be wrong?"
She went back to the man at the gate, who said,
"Mrs. Phelps, this plane is going to San Francisco, but you are trying to go to Sacramento!!"
Oh Tigga! She got on the wrong plane!!!
When I heard this story I said, "Oh no, what if my Mutha became lost! How would I find her! Because I love her so much!"
Fortunately they directed her to the correct gate, she got on the correct plane, and found her way home.
"Now, Mutha, you are home with me!", said Hadwey
Oh Tigga!
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